King Cobra 40oz Malt Liquor by Anheuser-Bush

Rating: 2/5

King Cobra 40oz Malt Liquor by Anheuser-Bush is a 6%ABV American Malt Liquor. Why am I doing a review on this? LOL…well…here is the story.

One day when I was hanging out with my friend Hugo and Oscar we went to a bar and got wasted….the next morning we wanted to keep drinking so we stopped by the liquor store before we went to buy some menudo for the hangover. I was in charge of buying a beer for each so I got Oscar a Tallboy can of budlight and I got a Hop Stoopid. David a.k.a Hugo was joking around and was like get a King Cobra. To his surprise he was like WTF…you actually got this?? We were laughing our asses off. So as a favor to Hugo, he asked me to review this beer. Here it is….LOL

Smells like corn oil, metal and grains. Taste like a minor pilsner with minor sweetness, corn, rice, metallic, and grainny with slight bitterness but not of grass hops ofcourse. The purpose of this beer is to obtain a cheap buzz. Distinguishing different other forty ounces may vary with similar flavors. Some more bitter, grainy, boozy, sugary or metallic in general. In some cases, this is better than a budlight…LOL I guess mainly cuz it will mess you up quicker but it is less watery even if it still taste iffy. There are worst beers out there but this one still sits in the pile of less than subpar beers. Yet the awesomeness of it was the joke that will leave the impression…Cheers bro!!!